Wednesday, November 24, 2010

101 Ways To Annoy People?

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.



2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;



3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;



4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;



5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.



6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;



7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.



8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.



9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.



10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.



11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.



12. Sniffle incessantly.



13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.



14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;



16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;



17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;



18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.



19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;



20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.



21. Practice making fax and modem noises.



22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.



23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.



24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.



25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;



26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;



27. Wear a special hip holster for your

remote control.



28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.



29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.



30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.



31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.



32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.



33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;



34. Drum on every available surface.



35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.



36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.



37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.



38. Sew anti-theft detector strips

into peoples backpacks.



39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.



40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.



41. Set alarms for random times.



42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.



43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.



44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.



45. Honk and wave to strangers.



46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.



47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.



48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.



49. Wear your pants backwards.



50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.



51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;



52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.



53. only type in lowercase.



54. dont use any punctuation either



55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.



56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.



57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.



58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.



59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.



60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.



61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;



62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.



63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.



64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.



65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;



66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.



67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.



68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;



69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.



70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.



71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.



72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.



73. Drive half a block.



74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.



75. Ask people what gender they are.



76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.



77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.



78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.



79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.



80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.



81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.



82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.



83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;



84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.



85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.



86. Wear a LOT of cologne.



87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;



88. Sing along at the opera.



89. Mow your lawn with scissors.



90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;



91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;



92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.



93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something

about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;



94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;



95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.



96. Never make eye contact.



97. Never break eye contact.



98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.



99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.



100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.



101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.101 Ways To Annoy People?
that was pointless and not a question101 Ways To Annoy People?
thank you for the laugh

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101 Ways To Annoy People?
Very good!!!

You must have the patience of a saint to type all that out (or cut/copy/paste)!!!101 Ways To Annoy People?
It took me ages to read it but

lol....some of them were funny...others were just stupid....do you hvae any friends?....lol....thanks for the tips.101 Ways To Annoy People?
102. Make exceptionally long statements on YA, especially using American phraseology on the UK site.101 Ways To Annoy People?
LMFAO... this had me cracking up.... good stuff101 Ways To Annoy People?
very good. there was some good ones there, i might try some of them.101 Ways To Annoy People?
Top stuff. Thanks for a good hearty laugh.101 Ways To Annoy People?
very good! that tip can i do to my friends! adios for the tipss!101 Ways To Annoy People?
very good cheers but i cant give a answer to that101 Ways To Annoy People?
first time I laughed out loud on here101 Ways To Annoy People?
2 many to read sorry101 Ways To Annoy People?
well you certainly covered %26quot;how to annoy people%26quot; a few good gems in there !!!!!101 Ways To Annoy People?
You need to get out more101 Ways To Annoy People?
TOO FUNNY%26quot;!!!!! read evry single one and loved it LMAO!!!!101 Ways To Annoy People?
I DO REALLY THANK YOU

u make me laugh loudly %26amp; u r right most of those things make me annoyed.



Maybe 102. When your co-worker come to answer a phone call; come beside him and make a discussion with someone else far from you.101 Ways To Annoy People?
Obviously you are a person of the highest intelect: However I would like to make one minor adjustment to your considered guidance suggestions:



Remove item No: 54 which is not really annoying or obnoxious! Replacing that deletion with:-

%26quot;REPEATEDLY SEND THE SAME GIFT TO PEOPLE FOR THEIR XMAS OR BIRTHDAY PRESENT%26quot; {May I suggest a C.D. of 'Victoria Beckenhams' greatest hits}101 Ways To Annoy People?
Keep asking ridiculous questions about how annoying you are..........101 Ways To Annoy People?
What a fantastic list - clearly you work in the same senior school as I do as some of those are practised on a daily basis by most of the teenagers...



My pet fave though - and you missed this one - is pressing all the floor buttons in a lift (elevator) as you get out of it. I do this one when I am out with my kids and they think it is wonderful - they are obviously going to continue the family tradition101 Ways To Annoy People?
I enjoyed reading this.101 Ways To Annoy People?
was there 50 way's not to read this?101 Ways To Annoy People?
not exactly a question but the 20 or so i read are completely true.101 Ways To Annoy People?
some useful ones in there that i will give a go...as for number 5,i do that all the time!its a corker.101 Ways To Annoy People?
How is this a question?101 Ways To Annoy People?
HaHA can't believe I read all that! I have another one:

When people are trying to tell an amusing anecdote, every few seconds say %26quot;Really?!%26quot; very sarcastically, OR pretend to fall asleep and then say %26quot;Sorry no I really want to hear it%26quot; and then pretend to fall asleep again. Repeat as necessary! =D101 Ways To Annoy People?
Or ask 101 dumb questions and give 101 silly answers.101 Ways To Annoy People?
lol101 Ways To Annoy People?
Took me a lot of time to read, but it was worth the trouble!!!!101 Ways To Annoy People?
i gotta say,,, some of those are hilarious101 Ways To Annoy People?
i liked 101 invite people to other peoples parties. saved to favorites.never know when you'll need it. star101 Ways To Annoy People?
wow what a list.101 Ways To Annoy People?
that was really good. i'm serious, i laughed at almost all of them. my favorite was 23. make beeping noises when a large person backs up. i literally lol'ed and 35 to staple papers in the middle of the page. lol...did you make those up or get them from a book?

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101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.



2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;



3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;



4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;



5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.



6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;



7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.



8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.



9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.



10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.



11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.



12. Sniffle incessantly.



13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.



14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;



16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;



17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;



18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.



19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;



20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.



21. Practice making fax and modem noises.



22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.



23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.



24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.



25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;



26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;



27. Wear a special hip holster for your

remote control.



28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.



29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.



30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.



31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.



32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.



33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;



34. Drum on every available surface.



35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.



36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.



37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.



38. Sew anti-theft detector strips

into peoples backpacks.



39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.



40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.



41. Set alarms for random times.



42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.



43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.



44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.



45. Honk and wave to strangers.



46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.



47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.



48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.



49. Wear your pants backwards.



50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.



51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;



52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.



53. only type in lowercase.



54. dont use any punctuation either



55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.



56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.



57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.



58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.



59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.



60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.



61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;



62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.



63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.



64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.



65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;



66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.



67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.



68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;



69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.



70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.



71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.



72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.



73. Drive half a block.



74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.



75. Ask people what gender they are.



76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.



77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.



78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.



79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.



80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.



81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.



82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.



83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;



84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.



85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.



86. Wear a LOT of cologne.



87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;



88. Sing along at the opera.



89. Mow your lawn with scissors.



90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;



91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;



92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.



93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something

about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;



94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;



95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.



96. Never make eye contact.



97. Never break eye contact.



98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.



99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.



100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.



101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.Is this jkoke funny?
way too long, didnt even read it, condense thisIs this jkoke funny?
Im gonna add one to your list:



102. Tell this joke on Y/AIs this jkoke funny?
Yeah, it's pretty good.Is this jkoke funny?
Nope.Is this jkoke funny?
Thanks for the great ideas.....my co-workers are going to hate it...lol



my fav is singing christmas carols during the summer until they can't get them out of thier headsIs this jkoke funny?
Liked it - but as some-one said toolongIs this jkoke funny?
no i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really didnt like it...no offenseIs this jkoke funny?
i liked the ones that i could read... it was just taking too long... but otherwise good... i will star and read in my spare timeIs this jkoke funny?
ok yes its preety funny but not all the way just a little bit like a tiny bit well mabie?Is this jkoke funny?
Don't know about joke but you appears to be smiley.Is this jkoke funny?
I hope that several people collaborated on this collection because if one person thought of all these bizarre things then that person (1) Has too much time on his/her hands (2) Is extremely creative (3) Is mentally unbalanced or (4) Is destined for a brilliant career...cant' think of 100. I could not read though all of them today but I thought if I give an answer I can save it for later to read.Is this jkoke funny?
nice thats pretty funnyIs this jkoke funny?
kinda long

i couldn't finish reading itIs this jkoke funny?
Could be shorter.

101 ways to annoy people?

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.



2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;



3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;



4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;



5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.



6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;



7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.



8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.



9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.



10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.



11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.



12. Sniffle incessantly.



13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.



14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;



16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;



17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;



18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.



19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;



20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.



21. Practice making fax and modem noises.



22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.



23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.



24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.



25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;



26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;



27. Wear a special hip holster for your

remote control.



28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.



29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.



30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.



31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.



32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.



33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;



34. Drum on every available surface.



35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.



36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.



37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.



38. Sew anti-theft detector strips

into peoples backpacks.



39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.



40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.



41. Set alarms for random times.



42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.



43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.



44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.



45. Honk and wave to strangers.



46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.



47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.



48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.



49. Wear your pants backwards.



50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.



51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;



52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.



53. only type in lowercase.



54. dont use any punctuation either



55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.



56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.



57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.



58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.



59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.



60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.



61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;



62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.



63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.



64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.



65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;



66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.



67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.



68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;



69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.



70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.



71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.



72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.



73. Drive half a block.



74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.



75. Ask people what gender they are.



76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.



77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.



78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.



79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.



80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.



81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.



82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.



83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;



84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.



85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.



86. Wear a LOT of cologne.



87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;



88. Sing along at the opera.



89. Mow your lawn with scissors.



90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;



91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;



92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.



93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something

about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;



94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;



95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.



96. Never make eye contact.



97. Never break eye contact.



98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.



99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.



100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.



101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.101 ways to annoy people?
wow are you trying to tell me something ?



dammit



oh well the love is here for you still anyway101 ways to annoy people?
hahaha......nobody will talk to you and make you as their enemy....huh?....maybe.....lol101 ways to annoy people?
Gotta say I am reading these at work they made me laugh out loud. Thanks. I thought they were great.101 ways to annoy people?
one more, text some-one who never phones or texts you and thank them for there call,text or even flowers.

text them asking if they phoned/text you earlier.text them sayin thanks and that you really needed to here from them right then,as you where feeling really down.101 ways to annoy people?
god, but eres one more to annoy people - prank call da same house pretendin to be someone neding a Anitha Bath, claim she told u to call on this number etc - then when made a couple of prank calls, call back prtendin to be Anitha Bath and say that someone should have called on ths number - if the person starts laughin, slam down the phone, dial again and shout down the phone that it was not funny - and fake to have a tantrum



okay its a classic - but stil hasnt seared out101 ways to annoy people?
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Have you tried them all. If so, do you have any friends left ?101 ways to annoy people?
oh my god theyre all soo funny, i was histerical reading, imagine if there was a person out there who did all of that all of the time, lol, wicked!!101 ways to annoy people?
Some are, some ain't, list IS101 ways to annoy people?
these are good, hope you don't mind but taking these for me and future reference101 ways to annoy people?
102.Write about the 101 ways to annoy people.101 ways to annoy people?
Hi, i just did no. 10 a few minutes ago! It was hilarius to see someone panicking to rectify the problem. Now i have a stomach ache because of the laughter!! I'm going to do a few more. This is great. Thanks.101 ways to annoy people?
lol They Are Awsom Love The Drive Through One

Go like never before101 ways to annoy people?
that was long but so worth it

i can't stop laughing

thanks101 ways to annoy people?
haha funny guy



i will try some of them101 ways to annoy people?
that took alot of reading man!! i do most of them anyway like to pi** my fellow workers off it makes my day fun. thanks tho was funny101 ways to annoy people?
very cleaver 10/10101 ways to annoy people?
sorry i gave up after number 6101 ways to annoy people?
oh please include... asking stupid question....101 ways to annoy people?
I was pissed off with you after the first one !!!!!!!!101 ways to annoy people?
yep your dead right totally p*ss*d me off

were have you been kizzy ?101 ways to annoy people?
some of those are so true especially the last 1 its so annoyin101 ways to annoy people?
You sure know how to piss people off alright

101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.



2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;



3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;



4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;



5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.



6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;



7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.



8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.



9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.



10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.



11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.



12. Sniffle incessantly.



13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.



14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;



16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;



17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;



18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.



19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;



20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.



21. Practice making fax and modem noises.



22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.



23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.



24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.



25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;



26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;



27. Wear a special hip holster for your

remote control.



28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.



29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.



30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.



31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.



32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.



33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;



34. Drum on every available surface.



35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.



36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.



37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.



38. Sew anti-theft detector strips

into peoples backpacks.



39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.



40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.



41. Set alarms for random times.



42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.



43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.



44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.



45. Honk and wave to strangers.



46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.



47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.



48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.



49. Wear your pants backwards.



50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.



51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;



52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.



53. only type in lowercase.



54. dont use any punctuation either



55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.



56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.



57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.



58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.



59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.



60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.



61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;



62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.



63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.



64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.



65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;



66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.



67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.



68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;



69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.



70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.



71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.



72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.



73. Drive half a block.



74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.



75. Ask people what gender they are.



76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.



77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.



78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.



79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.



80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.



81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.



82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.



83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;



84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.



85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.



86. Wear a LOT of cologne.



87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;



88. Sing along at the opera.



89. Mow your lawn with scissors.



90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;



91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;



92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.



93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something

about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;



94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;



95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.



96. Never make eye contact.



97. Never break eye contact.



98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.



99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.



100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.



101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Always stand too close to people while waiting for public transport!



When going on an airplane, always eat loads of beans the night before and constantly fart very loudly and laugh every time!



Fart loudly in crowded elevators



Stand next to people in public toilets



Constantly bang on cubicle doors and shout are you finished yet?



Never cover your nose/mouth when sneezing/coughing on crowded public transport/elevators



While watching TV with other people constantly change the channel.



When in a bar that plays important sports matches, carry a remote control and change the channel at crucial moments.



play the mouth organ badly on crowded public transport.



Shake strangers hands and then tell about your contagious disease.



Etc101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
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Oh my gosh! I was cracking up the entire time because there were things in here that I purposely did just to annoy people. Thanks for more information! Some of these can also be used as 101 ways to break up with someone.101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
102. write really long questions when drunk101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
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102 Posting really Lonnggggggggg jokes :)101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Those were good but i got another one for you. Chew with your mouth open. My husband does it and it annoys the F**K out of me. He sounds like a cow.101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
102. Mizpel werds on perpus becuz you think thay luk kewler that wey.



103. Bring back a DVD to a movie store then apologize because you forgot to rewind it. Then offer to pay the fee and get mad when it %26quot;would be cheaper just to rent it again!%26quot;101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
this is cool i have just printed it out ,funny as at 6.17am101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
first you try all this and let me know101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Sorry my friend. But i lost consciousness after no. 10. But I'm sure they were really good. A chap annoyed me in the cafe the other day when he stirred his tea about 200 times!!101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
long but funny101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
not bad, you missed out enless repetitions of %26quot;i know a song that will get on you're nerves%26quot;101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
LOL I have to remember some of these!
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  • Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?

    I know stars don't give points. Just let me know which one is your favorite!!!



    101 Ways To Be Annoying



    1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.



    2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;



    3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;



    4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting

    entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip...%26quot;



    5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while

    talking to others.



    6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and

    then pointing it at the screen.



    7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.



    8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.



    9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that

    this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub.%26quot;



    10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99

    copies.



    11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.



    12. Sniffle incessantly.



    13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.



    14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;



    15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather

    conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;



    16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;



    17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your

    %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;



    18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors

    upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace.%26quot;



    19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a

    %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;



    20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a

    can of Lysol.



    21. Practice making fax and modem noises.



    22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to

    your boss.



    23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.



    24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play

    along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.



    25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the

    neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;



    26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with prophesy.%26quot;



    27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.



    28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward

    silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.



    29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.



    30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the

    room.



    31. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard

    Cosell voice.



    32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.



    33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist

    to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;



    34. Drum on every available surface.



    35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.



    36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.



    37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright

    warnings.



    38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.



    39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.



    40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.



    41. Set alarms for random times.



    42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.



    43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.



    44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.



    45. Honk and wave to strangers.



    46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.



    47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.



    48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental

    movies.



    49. Wear your pants backwards.



    50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary

    mints by the cash register.



    51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;



    52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.



    53. only type in lowercase.



    54. dont use any punctuation either



    55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.



    56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.



    57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.



    58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.



    59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.



    60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J.

    Simpson conspiracy theories.



    61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot;

    %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, it's gone now.%26quot;



    62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.



    63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.



    64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.



    65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;



    66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.



    67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until

    physically restrained.



    68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;



    69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.



    70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.



    71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.



    72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your

    chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.



    73. Drive half a block.



    74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.



    75. Ask people what gender they are.



    76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in

    the tray.



    77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.



    78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you

    don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes.%26quot;



    79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains,

    such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad,%26quot; the Archies' %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.



    80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.



    81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.



    82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.



    83. Change your name to %26quot;John Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first

    in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people

    pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;



    84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if

    they slow down.



    85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.



    86. Wear a LOT of cologne.



    87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is

    necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;



    88. Sing along at the opera.



    89. Mow your lawn with scissors.



    90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;



    91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;



    92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.



    93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers

    in a notebook. Mutter something about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;



    94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;



    95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.



    96. Never make eye contact.



    97. Never break eye contact.



    98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.



    99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it,

    announcing the results.



    100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.



    101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
    I've done 3, 32, 34, and 45.... you don't need to learn Morse Code to do 4....before there was high speed Internet I would make the sound of modems handshaking....and i would say to people after they said something %26quot;that was easy for you to say%26quot;



    here is another one....continually do the music and the hi ho silver away from the lone ranger (think the music is the William Tell overture)Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
    it's got to be 68Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
    1, 6,7 17, 35, 85Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
    i didnt read all the ways but i like 85!Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
    Im going to print this and do all of them tommorow one at a time!!!

    This was sooooo hilarious by the way.Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
    ummm... id say 1, juz because when i wanna annoy someone that's what i do... but any of the other ones would annoy the hell out of me...Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
    Lemme think..



    102. Make an incredibly long list of annoying things to do so people can read it and try for themselves.



    j/k.. I like them all!Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
    You just gave me a 101 GREAT IDEAS!!!



    THANKS!!!

    101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?

    1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.



    2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;



    3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;



    4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;



    5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.



    6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;



    7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.



    8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.



    9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.



    10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.



    11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.



    12. Sniffle incessantly.



    13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.



    14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;



    16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;



    17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;



    18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.



    19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;



    20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.



    21. Practice making fax and modem noises.



    22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.



    23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.



    24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.



    25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;



    26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;



    27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.



    28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.



    29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.



    30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.



    31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.



    32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.



    33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;



    34. Drum on every available surface.



    35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.



    36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.



    37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.



    38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.



    39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.



    40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.



    41. Set alarms for random times.



    42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.



    43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.



    44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.



    45. Honk and wave to strangers.



    46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.



    47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.



    48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.



    49. Wear your pants backwards.



    50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.



    51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;



    52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.



    53. only type in lowercase.



    54. dont use any punctuation either



    55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.



    56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.



    57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.



    58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.



    59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.



    60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.



    61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;



    62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.



    63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.



    64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.



    65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;



    66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.



    67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.



    68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;



    69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.



    70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.



    71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.



    72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.



    73. Drive half a block.



    74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.



    75. Ask people what gender they are.



    76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.



    77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.



    78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.



    79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.



    80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.



    81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.



    82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.



    83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;



    84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.



    85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.



    86. Wear a LOT of cologne.



    87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;



    88. Sing along at the opera.



    89. Mow your lawn with scissors.



    90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;



    91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;



    92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.



    93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;



    94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;



    95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.



    96. Never make eye contact.



    97. Never break eye contact.



    98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.



    99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.



    100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.



    101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    Hey BudQT These r grate ways 2 stay entertained! Move very close 2 others U don't no! Ask them truly personal questions!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    Wow you must have a lot of fun at work101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    Liked 29 and 32.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    I can't stop laughing. Thank you. I'm sending that to my sister. LOL!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    WOW! i actually read ALL of tghem!



    63- My mom asks for the parsley ALL THE TIME!!!~

    :-D101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    NICE %26amp; FUNNY!!!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    Some of those are pretty funny! I've actually done numbers 95, 90, 79, 76, 61, 54, 53, 52, 45, 34, 32, and 24 just to get on people's nerves. I guess that makes me weird! I thought numbers 23, 40, 100, and 84 sound pretty funny! I'll have to try them! lol!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    Wow, long list! I've actually done a few of those annoying things but i never actually realized that it was anoying....well not until now anyway.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    NICE!!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    that was good, I liked that101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    haha funny101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    OMG! Those are hysterical!!!!!!!!

    I'm going to copy and paste that to one of my friends who will actually do some of those!!!!

    Thanks for the laugh!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    LOL



    19 comes naturally.



    Do you know my daughter?!?101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    lol101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    This is very cute. I've actually done some. Some on purpose some not.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    its kinda long so i dont get a chance to read it sorry101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
    Stop annoying me!!!

    Math help # 2 (look below)?

    Andrew's parents follow a regular schedule for taking care of the new car. They change the oil every 3,000 miles,rotate the tires every 10,000 miles and replace the windshield wipers every 15,000 miles.



    How many miles will they first have to change the oil, rotate the tires and replace the windsheild wipers all at once

    (please Explain)Math help 2 (look below)?
    Find the LCM of (3000), (10,000) and (15,000)



    This would be 30,000 milesMath help 2 (look below)?
    30,000 miles. It is the least common multiple.Math help 2 (look below)?
    30,000 miles because 15,000x2=30,000and 10,000x3=30,000and3,000x10=30,000. It can't be any lower than that because of the 15,000. This is also because 10,000 can not multiply a whole number and equal 15,000. I hope this helps you.

    Please help with my struts!?

    Please help! I have no idea what I'm doing.



    I just got my 2001 Hyundai Elantra inspected here in PA. The mechanic told me that one of my front struts is leaking. It's not required for inspection that I get it replaced, but he recommends it. They are charging $450 to replace both front struts. This is after a $550 charge for an oil change, inspection, back brakes (needed to pass inspection) and windshield wipers (needed to pass inspection).



    Do I really need new struts right now? Or can I have some time to recover financially? And are those fair prices?



    I just moved here and have never been to this mechanic before. And I don't know anything at all about cars, except how to drive one and how often to get my oil changed.



    Am I being ripped off?Please help with my struts!?
    Yes, a 2001 car most likely needs both front and rear suspension components to be replaced. You'll be amazed how much better the car rides, handles and drives with new struts. http://www.tirerack.com/suspension/Suspt

    4 new KYB GR-2 struts cost $224 plus shipping. If the shop is using that brand then $450 is a rip off to replace 2 struts, I'd get another quote, and then another quote if you supply the materials. To replace 4 struts shouldn't take more then 5 hours of labor, I've done it at home on my car and friends cars.Please help with my struts!?
    what did they do to the rear brakes?replace pads or shoes,drums or rotors,calipers or wheel cyclinders,bleed system?If they only changed pads or shoes yes you got boned!As for the struts if they are leaking the fail period!Most garages buy what is called loaded struts(they come with the strut and spring all ready put together)which is a good way to replace them but cost more than just the struts alone.Please help with my struts!?
    Not immediately, depending how badly the strut(s) is leaking.

    Once the strut eventually becomes completely useless, it will inevitably take its toll on other front end components - but I doubt that it can't wait a while until you recover from the most recent $550 repairs.Please help with my struts!?
    i live in pa. too and that,s kinda high price for having that stuff done. i could have did that for half that price. but as for your struts they can wait awhile longer but don,t keep putting it off because you will wind up like my car. it needs springs now.Please help with my struts!?
    You should be fine for a while.As long as the car still handles fine when you drive it.Yes those are fair prices.

    Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?

    Okay so I am trying to figure out what is going wrong now.. I know the car is 15 yrs old so it's bound to have something go wrong but here recently everything is going wrong!



    `Okay we got the brakes, rotors, timing belt changed, all new in February.. we get windshield wipers once a year.. Here recently it seems like everything is going wrong.. We had the muffler fixed in Feb also cause it was loud, they welded it then it came unwelded and went loud again, got it fixed then the car started squealing it needed some new belt.. then things seem ok ....



    Then the car didn't start Monday morning so we took it to the mechanic shop and had them tell us what was wrong.. We were all sure it either jumped time or the distributor cap had something wrong with it... it turned out to be the distributor cap and something to do with the rotors (not sure how its spelled) like how they connect maybe to the distributor thing.. but anyway!! that got fixed, we got the car back wednesday afternoon, just drove it home.. the next morning...



    We've got squealing again, think its the belt.. when we are driving it is making a squeaky kinda noise. This morning, the windshield wipers started going slower than normal, then just stopped working... head lights and interior lights are dim and when you turn the headlights on the radio shuts off. The windows are power windows and they aren't working.. We were just in the car last night about 6 and everything was working fine. It seems as if after the mechanic fixed stuff... things are just messing up.. of course I'd love to blame him!! Lol



    Could you tell me what could be wrong? Someone said something about the alternator.. but I have no clue.. and give me an explanation on why you think it is whatever... and how much you think it could cost.. say under $200 or for sure over.. The heater also isn't working so we are just in some bad luck.. we're lookin to get it fixed now.. luckily we have parents with money that are willing to pay to get it fixed while we pay them back in payments.. otherwise we'd be screwed! We're getting a new vehicle (well used like a 2003) in March so things should be better then. The Honda just gets drove back and forth to and from my husbands work which is 20 miles one way.. we havent took long trips recently but used to all the time like 4 hours back and forth etc. He just goes to work in it and we go to the grocery store which is 5 minutes away.. sometimes we go to the shopping mall 15 minutes away.. so we don't really put a whole lot of wear and tear on it anymore.. we havent took any long trips in almost a year.. but when we did we had NO problems at all besides the normal getting tires and stuff ya know. Then we take it easy on the car and it messes up. I'm so stressed.. but anyways SO sorry for such a LONG post. Any help is greatly appreciated.Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
    sounds like your drive belt is either loose or missing, which may have caused the battery to go dead.

    It's a cheap fix (about$20-30) plus the cost to recharge the battery (if necessary)Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
    If the belt was squealing prior to the electrical problem it was probably the alternator belt. the alternator changes mechanical energy (on the pulley from the belt) into electrical energy (through copper spindles) if the belt is loose or burnt so that the alternator is not recharging your battery, you will either need a new belt or tighten it up. Good luck.Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
    Yeah it's the drive belt belt or the alternator. You could have also have some wires attatching and detatching themselves from the box under the dash. It may have been the mechanics fault. I am a mechanic and they teach us to leave things out so people like you will keep coming back. (no offense) You know with an older car like yours you may just need an engine overhaul but that would cost in upwards of 2-5 grand. I did the smae thing with my 1980 Toyota and it hasn't given me trouble yet, and it's been 4 years. So try anything like that. It works wonders.Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
    the car cant take it anymore, poor car.

    it's wear and tear, check the alternator and alos chech the battery if there is corrosion on the battery wiring. you have put too much money on that car. you could also go to juck yard for parts.

    hope that'll help you.
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  • Centennial Chevrolet Body Shop Uniontown, PA READ!!?

    A guy wrecked into the side of my car which smashed the bumper, fender, doors, headlight, foglight, resevoirs and some other stuff. His insurance company called and gave me a list of everyone that you can choose (or what they recommend) Centennial was considered their select service. They are supposed to do outstanding work so I chose them. I dropped my car off and they said that they would have it in a week or so which I was ok with. When I went to pick it up, the door handle wasn't painted. My car is all white and all you saw was this black door handle that stood out like a sore thumb! So, I was like %26quot;uhmm... I wonder what is going on here?%26quot; I asked and the manager, Bob Roach, and he was like %26quot;Oh well, my guy forgot to paint it. You can just take it home and come back another day.%26quot; I immediately said %26quot;No, I rather wait and have it fixed.%26quot; I was afraid that they would end up never fixing it. The guy got mad and was like %26quot;ok. whatever.%26quot; They never called to let me know that it wasnt actually done. I traveled 1hr out of my way to just turn around and go home. I wasn't really mad or anything, it was more of an inconveinence. About 2 days later, the secretary called and said that my car was done (she was very nice). I went and picked it up. The door handle that they were supposed to paint looked terrible. There was already a giant chip in it! They told us that they cut us a deal and painted everything and all of that. I was like %26quot;wow! That's awesome. thanks.%26quot; I got home and wanted to really look at my car because I was so excited!. As I started looking at it, I became very disappointed. The TOUCH UP paint from a few years back was visible under the paint. They had told us that they sanded everything down so it would look great. Well, obviously not. One of the dents that we paid extra for to get taken out was shotty. It was still dented! They just slapped some paint over top of it. They didn't blend it. Some parts looked bright white and other spots were significantly dull. My fog light didn't work. They busted my windshield wiper off and just set it on the window hoping I wouldn't notice. There was paint on my headlights that they didn't even try to wipe off. I was just amazed at the problems. I didn't want to be rude so I just called the manager, Bob Roach, and asked if I could have my fog light fixed, the paint wiped off and my door handle fixed. I wasn't even going to yell about the other stuff. I called him. I was trying to be really nice and he started yelling at me. He said %26quot;No, That car was in bad shape. There were so many things wrong with it and I did all kinds of free work. I will NOT fix anything. Good ByE!!!!%26quot; I didn't even get a chance to say a word before he hung up on me. I called back and asked%26quot; What free work did you do? For the extra stuff, I asked for a quote and you told me 400. I would have paid more thats just what you asked me for?%26quot; He yelled again and said %26quot; No, here's how its going to be. I will change the light bulb that's it. That car is not my problem. It is in better condition then when it got here.%26quot; I was like %26quot;what are you talking about? my door handle didnt have a gigantic chip out of it. I did not ask you to sand it down! It was painted before and it looked good!%26quot; Why did you even sand it? He goes%26quot; It was an accident. They werent supposed to sand back that far%26quot; I was like %26quot;Ok? So you just slap some paint on it and call it a day? It wasn't my mistake!%26quot; He hung up again. So this time, I did get mad. I tried being nice and he just kept hanging up on me and flipping out. I was like %26quot;Ok, look here. I'm really tired of you hanging up on me. I'm trying to be nice, but this is ridiculous. He starts yelling. So I'm like %26quot; No, buddy, I'm tired of this. You listen to me. I did not bring my car to your shop to get it in almost worse condition. I did not ask to be screamed at. I did not ask for you to sand my door handle on the OPPOSITE side of the accident!!!!!!! So, I suggest you stop yelling at me and talk this out like adults.%26quot; We just had more of a conversation and it ended with. I'm not doing anything about it. It's your problem now. So, I am telling everyone what happened to me so it doesn't happen to anyone else! Please don't go here. The guy is ridiculously rude and they don't care about any of the work they do. The receipt even says that if you are not satisfied, they will gladly repair it. Wow is that a lie!Centennial Chevrolet Body Shop Uniontown, PA READ!!?
    Contact the insurance company that sent you there, and have them straighten it out.

    Would you consider me a deadbeat debtor if I can't afford to pay my credit card creditors?

    After I pay my %26quot;fixed expenditures%26quot;, I don't have any $ left to pay my credit card creditors. So, I've decided to hide from my creditors since they don't understand that I have no money. I don't have a landline so they can't contact me by phone. Their letters are not opened, just immediately thrown away. They literally have no other way to contact me. If I make only X amount of $ a month, how can I pay these creditors XX amount of $? I only have the basic necessities at home - no phone, no cable TV, no internet (I'm using a free public library computer to type this). So, do you agree that I did the right thing by hiding since the creditors have no compassion?



    Here's a list of my monthly %26quot;fixed expenditures%26quot;:



    Rent - $450

    Gas Heating/Hot Water/Cooking - $150

    Car Insurance - $177

    Car Warranty - $125

    Life Insurance - $100

    Health Insurance - $96

    Prescriptions ?(total of 3 each month equaling $260)

    Electricity ?$48 ($74/mo during the summer for added cooling costs - necessary due to my health/asthma)

    Laundry - $24 for supplies, cost of loads, etc.

    Household Goods - $20 (cleaning supplies, toilet tissue, dish/laundry detergent, etc.)

    Personal Goods - $30 (shampoo, soap, deodorant, toothpaste, etc.)

    Clothing - $50

    Haircut - $17

    Postage/Stamps - $9

    Money Orders - $4.20 to $8/mo (I need to pay my bills via money order because I do not have a checking account)

    Car Fuel/Gasoline - $30/wk (since gas prices are consistently increasing)

    Parking/Tolls to get to work - $15/wk

    Car Fluids, etc. (Brake Fluid, Power Steering Fluid, Oil, Cleaning Supplies, Windshield Wiper Fluid) - $10

    Food - $100 (or $25/wk on average)



    Here's a list of my yearly, etc. %26quot;fixed expenditures%26quot;:



    Car Inspection/Emissions Test - $56/year

    Car Registration - $38/yr

    Driver檚 License Renewal - $28/every 4 yrs

    AAA (Emergency Roadside Assistance) - $81/yr

    H%26amp;R Block Tax Services - $234/yr

    Car Oil Change - $50/every 3 mos

    Doctor/Eye/Dental copays - $60 ($15/each) for every appointment - at least 2 or 3 times/yr

    Car Upkeep (Tires) - $200 on average ($50 for each tire)

    Car Upkeep (Belts/Hoses/Spark Plugs/Battery/Wipers) - $150/yrWould you consider me a deadbeat debtor if I can%26039;t afford to pay my credit card creditors?
    First, you need to get a checking account.



    Next, without listing your income, it is impossible to figure out what your budget should be and if you are living within it.



    My question is, if these are all of your fixed expenses and you are able to pay all of these expenses without a credit card, what have you been spending money on that got you into the credit card debt in the first place?



    Also, you have some questionable expenses, such as paying that much to have your taxes done, when it should be relatively easy to do them yourself at no cost.Would you consider me a deadbeat debtor if I can%26039;t afford to pay my credit card creditors?
    While your list is highly detailed, some of it is frankly off.



    Postage is too high, food is way too low. Clothing is low. Personal items is too high, How often are you replacing tires? I lose a tire every few years.



    If your income is that low, get your taxes done for free by the IRS/VITA.



    You blew it if you bought a car warranty for $1200 a year.



    You don't need life insurance (you don't have a spouse or children).



    And you've never addressed the issue of why you have credit card debt. Hiding does *nothing.* The CC lenders will sue you, win when you don't show up in court and will send court orders to your employer to garnish your wages.Would you consider me a deadbeat debtor if I can%26039;t afford to pay my credit card creditors?
    It isn't the answer you want to hear, but no, I don't think you are justified in %26quot;hiding%26quot; from the credit card companies. They didn't force you to purchase what you did on the cards. While they do most likely have outrageous interest rates, you did enter into an agreement with them and you agreed to pay. They are a business, but they have employees that are real people, and if too many people do what you do then they lose their jobs and it all gets worse.



    I did the math, and your expenses are less than $23,000 a year. If you are not making that at the job your work now, I would recommend getting a new job or a second job.Would you consider me a deadbeat debtor if I can%26039;t afford to pay my credit card creditors?
    Debt doesn't just go away. It will wait for you to resurface, then bite you in the butt. Chances are you'll need credit for something eventually. Not to mention the interest that will continue to accrue on those accounts. You can try to renegotiate the debt with your credit card company, get another job to try to make more money, or talk to a lawyer about declaring bankruptcy.Would you consider me a deadbeat debtor if I can%26039;t afford to pay my credit card creditors?
    http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=debt+la

    It looks like your expenditures are inflated.

    Ok its not working so yeah?

    I have a 2001 BMW 330xi and i don't know how to change the clock. All people been telling me is play with the sticks on the left and the right like the signals and the windshield wiper things, as you can see im not a pro in automobile and someone told me to twist the 2 sticks? but i cant. All i know is that when i push a button on the left side stick where i use to signal, it changes on my dashboard to display my time and thats as far as i got to figuring it outOk its not working so yeah?
    You have to be smarter than the object your dealing with.



    Then, read an owners manual. Don't have one? Buy one at a dealership.



    Or, search online for a BMW forum. Join one, then ask them how, and you'll have your answer in probably a few hours.

    How Much Does a Full Service 16 Point Vehicle Check Usually Cost?

    I'm researching deals to get my car checked out for a check-up and all that. I have an alingment problem (nothing completly major) and I was just wondering if it would be worth to mention or not to get it fixed. It all depends on how much a Full Service 16 Point Vehicle Check costs. I have a coupon but I'd like to know roughly the cost of one.



    The 16 Points are:

    1. A Change of Oil

    2. Installation of a New Oil Filter

    3. Lubricate Chassis

    4. Check Air Filter

    5. Check Breather Element and PVC Value

    6. Check/Fill Power Steering Fluid

    7. Check Battery Fluid

    8. Check/Fill Windshield Fluid

    9. Check/Fill Transmission or Transaxle Fluid

    10. Check/Fill Differential Fluid

    11. Check Radiator Level and Test Coolant

    12. Check Windshield Wiper Blades

    13. Check and Set Tire Pressure

    14. Check All Exterior Lights

    15. Wash Exterior Windows

    16. Vacuum Interior



    My next question is: how much, roughly, do you think they'd charge me for filling the things they only check?How Much Does a Full Service 16 Point Vehicle Check Usually Cost?
    $29.95 and to top off brake fluid, coolant, gear oil, just a couple of bucks more

    Filters if they say you need one buy it elsewhere and install it youself. the markup on extra parts are out of this world.How Much Does a Full Service 16 Point Vehicle Check Usually Cost?
    Most fast lube stores will charge less than $35.00 for a full service oil change, depending on the type of vehicle you drive. Diesels and 4x4 trucks are usually a bit more.



    The 16 point vehicle inspection is included in that price, but not all fast lube offer the same services and will vary depending on which fast lube you take it to. For an example not all fast lube will vaccuum the interior or wash the windshield.



    As for the air filter, a visual inspection is included in the price of the full service oil change. If it is dirty and needs to be replaced it will be recommended, however the price of a replacement is not included and will vary according to the size, and type of filter required. Also, as with most items the price will fluctuate according to the manufacturer.



    If you take your vehicle to the same fast lube for regularly scheduled maintenance and oil changes they should top off all your fluids at no charge to you in between oil change intervals.



    Call the fast lube stores in your area to find the lowest price for their full service oil change, most stores will accept and honor competitors coupons, ask to be sure they do. Also chose one that provides services that are important to you, like setting your tire pressure correctly, or inspecting the cabin air filter if so equipped.



    You are starting out on the right foot by doing your research first, kudos to you.

    I want to build an electric car for fun.Were do I start? I have a plan/need help. GoGreen with ZERO EMMISIONS?

    So i have been researching E.V's for a few months now, but i still need more info. I have some plans written up and models drawn though.. tell me what you think and what i should change.



    I based my EV off of the SUNNEV by Art Haines



    Specifications:



    height- 5ft 2in

    width- 4ft 2in

    length- 8ft 4in

    diameter of wheels- 26in

    capacity- 2 people

    speed- either 25 mph with 48v dc motor, or 45mph with 72v dc motor



    Other Facts:



    hand crank windows?

    20 mile range

    2 speed transmiton (hills)

    windshield wiper (one)

    comfortable seats (benchlike)

    semi attractive

    blue metal body (like zap xebra)

    solar panel on roof

    rear door with small storage space

    mirrors

    small battery powered radio

    headlights



    BUDGET-- $5,000??



    LIST OF ITEMS NEEDED...maybe more but cannot think of them



    Chassis (steal?)

    solar panel (48 watt)

    front suspension with two shocks

    rack and pinion steering with steering wheel

    rear suspension with two shocks

    four 26in wheels with axels

    48v or 72v dc motor with regenerative breaking and reverse

    inner frame (steal)

    door assembly with latches and handles

    floor (wood??)

    seats

    dashboard (some old used plastic thing off of ebay?)

    brakes

    speed control with pedal and speedometer

    headlights

    tail lights

    blinkers

    switches for above

    110v charger

    6 car batteries all connected in series with controller

    wipers with switch

    seatbelts

    mirrors

    horn

    parking break

    hand crank window system

    floor mats





    Lastly.. what materials should i use to make the chassis and body and such...how long do you think this will take and how much? thank you so muchI want to build an electric car for fun.Were do I start? I have a plan/need help. GoGreen with ZERO EMMISIONS?
    Most of your Specs have to deal with body parts and not drive train or electric parts. Typically for an electric vehicle the primary considerations are the batteries, the BMS, a controller and the motor.



    Solar panels on a moving vehicle have the problem of being fairly inefficient. This is because they are almost never oriented correctly. Use solar panels in a stationary array aimed properly and transfer the power to the vehicle when possible.



    110 volts is a cheaper way to charge batteries but it is fairly slow. A 240 volt higher amperage charger tends to be much quicker. The Tesla 70amp 240 volt charger can charge the 53 KWh batteries in 3.5 hours. The 110 charger would take 32 hours.



    For the Chassis I think you mean to say %26quot;(steel)%26quot; and not %26quot;(steal)%26quot;



    A cheaper way to go is to convert an existing body. Here are three three cheap conversion examples: http://ecomodder.com/blog/cheap-diy-elec



    A good site for a general discussion of motors, existing electrics and conversions is this one: http://www.electric-cars-are-for-girls.c



    and you can find a bunch of other sites that might be helpful at my answer to this question: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;



    Good luck with it.I want to build an electric car for fun.Were do I start? I have a plan/need help. GoGreen with ZERO EMMISIONS?
    electric cars do not have zero emissions. If you went solar to charge the car, the solar panels will cost over $5000.
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  • How do I loosen the lowest bolt holding the battery when changing the battery in 95 chevy lumina?

    I'm trying to change the battery myself but there is a brace holding the battery in (the battery is located under the windshield wiper fluid). There was a bolt at the top, which I got out, but there is another bolt almost at the bottom of the brace which is at the same level as the bottom of the battery. It's really hard to get at. Even a straight tool wasn't working for me because the hoses/wires that connect to the battery are really stiff and I couldn't get them out of the way enough to grab onto the top of the bolt. Thank you for any helpful suggestions!How do I loosen the lowest bolt holding the battery when changing the battery in 95 chevy lumina?
    Get a 18%26quot; socket extension on a socket wrench to remove that bolt.How do I loosen the lowest bolt holding the battery when changing the battery in 95 chevy lumina?
    just break it off man sorry keep trying but once you get it out leave it out you shouldnt be having a problem really most you can get a shocket on